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cracked:

Joe Lozito faced a deranged stabber on the New York City subway, and lived to tell us all about it.
Cops Won’t Help You: 7 Things I Saw as a Real Slasher Victim

#6. The Cops Were Ready for Him, and by “Ready” I Mean “Hiding Behind a Locked Door”
[Slasher Maksim] Gelman backed away from the [engineer’s compartment] door and started pacing the [subway] car. The cops stayed put [in the compartment], because, as the rest of this story will make clear, they weren’t very good cops. One of the other passengers on the train recognized Gelman, though, and he started tapping on the engineer’s door furiously trying to warn them. They didn’t listen, and he stopped tapping once Gelman started making his way back to the front of the train.
Again, I didn’t know anything about the stabbings, and I’d never seen this dude’s face before. It was all a normal day on the train for me, right up until Gelman stopped in front of my seat, whipped out an eight-inch knife and said, “You’re going to die.”

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cracked:

Joe Lozito faced a deranged stabber on the New York City subway, and lived to tell us all about it.

Cops Won’t Help You: 7 Things I Saw as a Real Slasher Victim

#6. The Cops Were Ready for Him, and by “Ready” I Mean “Hiding Behind a Locked Door”

[Slasher Maksim] Gelman backed away from the [engineer’s compartment] door and started pacing the [subway] car. The cops stayed put [in the compartment], because, as the rest of this story will make clear, they weren’t very good cops. One of the other passengers on the train recognized Gelman, though, and he started tapping on the engineer’s door furiously trying to warn them. They didn’t listen, and he stopped tapping once Gelman started making his way back to the front of the train.

Again, I didn’t know anything about the stabbings, and I’d never seen this dude’s face before. It was all a normal day on the train for me, right up until Gelman stopped in front of my seat, whipped out an eight-inch knife and said, “You’re going to die.”

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keasbeydays:

So I saw some post a while ago about Paul, and I emailed the creators and they told me the whole back-story.

I’m so happy right now, this totally made my day.

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msnbc:


"Student loan debt in the United States is currently sitting at $1.2 trillion. Seven in 10 college students who graduate have a student loan debt. They graduate with an average of $29,000 of debt. Here’s an idea for you: How about a bailout for student loan debt across America?" 

- Ed Schultz on the need to reform student loans

msnbc:

"Student loan debt in the United States is currently sitting at $1.2 trillion. Seven in 10 college students who graduate have a student loan debt. They graduate with an average of $29,000 of debt. Here’s an idea for you: How about a bailout for student loan debt across America?

- Ed Schultz on the need to reform student loans

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msnbc:

Monday’s Supreme Court decision will soon bring marriage equality to a total of 30 states.

msnbc:

Monday’s Supreme Court decision will soon bring marriage equality to a total of 30 states.

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What’s the difference between a man and a woman? It’s bigger than you think.

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A new campaign aims to raise awareness about the $30 trillion in lost wages for working women – with a tongue-in-cheek crowdfunding campaign aimed at closing the very large gap. Yes, that’s right – a crowdfunding campaign with a goal of raising just under $30 trillion

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msnbc:

Many people know that women make 77 cents to the dollar compared to men. But did you know that African-American women make just 64 cents to the dollar, and Hispanic women make just 56 cents? One group offers an interesting way to fix this. 

msnbc:

Many people know that women make 77 cents to the dollar compared to men. But did you know that African-American women make just 64 cents to the dollar, and Hispanic women make just 56 cents? One group offers an interesting way to fix this

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I think I know why the Republicans in so many states are working to make it harder for blacks and young people to vote. I think it’s to raise their chance of winning elections. If they can deflate the numbers of minority and young voters, they can balloon the electoral power of older, white people. That’s a mathematical fact. Chris Matthews weighs in on the wave of GOP-backed voter ID laws being passed throughout the country (via msnbc)
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scumkill:

she loves flowers

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Cross Out What You’ve Done

yajuu-chan:

Cross out what you’ve done:

Appearance

  • I had piercings besides the ears
  • I want piercings besides the ears
  • I have a scar
  • I tan easily
  • I wish my hair was a different color
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
  • I want a tattoo
  • I can be self-conscious about my appearance
  • I have/had braces
  • I have more than two piercings 

Embarrassment

  • Disney movies still make me cry sometimes
  • I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried
  • I’ve glued my hand to something
  • I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public 
  • I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt

Health

  • I’ve gotten stitches
  • I’ve broken or dislocated a bone
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed
  • I’ve had chicken pox

Travel

  • I’ve been to Florida
  • I’ve driven/ridden over 200 miles in one day
  • I’ve been on a plane
  • I’ve been to California
  • I’ve been to Asia.
  • I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
  • I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands
  • I’ve been to the Caribbean 
  • I’ve been to Europe

Experiences

  • I’ve gotten lost in my city
  • I’ve seen a shooting star
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
  • I’ve slapped someone
  • I’ve kissed someone underwater
  • I’ve chugged something
  • I’ve crashed a car
  • I’ve been skiing
  • I’ve been in a musical
  • I’ve auditioned for something
  • I’ve been on stage
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue
  • I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
  • I’ve pranked someone
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi

Honesty / Crime

  • I’ve been threatened to be arrested.
  • I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t
  • I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t
  • I’ve snuck out
  • I’ve lied about my whereabouts
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game
  • I’ve been in a fist fight

Death

  • I’m afraid of dying
  • I hate funerals
  • I’ve seen someone/something die
  • Someone I know has attempted/committed suicide

Materialism

  • I own over 5 rap CD’s
  • I’m obsessed with anime/manga
  • I collected comic books
  • I own a lot of makeup
  • I own something from Pac Sun
  • I own something from The Gap
  • I own something I got on E-Bay
  • I own something from Abercrombie 
  • I thrive on compliments
  • I thrive on hate

Random

  • I can sing low key
  • I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
  • I open up to others easily
  • I watch the news occasionally or always
  • I don’t like to kill bugs
  • I sing in the shower
  • I’m a morning person
  • I’m a sports fanatic
  • I twirl my hair
  • I care about grammar
  • I love to spam friends
  • I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
  • I bake well
  • I would wear pajamas to school
  • I like Martha Stewart
  • I laugh at my own jokes
  • I eat fast food weekly
  • I’ve not turned something in and still got an A in a certain class 
  • I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room 
  • I’m really ticklish
  • I like white chocolate
  • I bite/used to bite my nails
  • I’m good at remembering names
  • I’m good at remembering dates
  • I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

People

  • ..used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic
  • ..have called me fat
  • ..have said I’m skinny
  • ..have said I’m ugly
  • ..have said I’m pretty 
  • ..have spread rumors about me
  • ..forced me to eat 
  • ..say I eat too much 
  • ..say I eat too little

Eating

  • I’ve lost weight quickly
  • I’ve gained weight quickly
  • I’m at my thinnest
  • I’m at my biggest
  • I’ve lost weight and kept it off
  • I’ve lost weight, but gained it back
  • My weight affects my mood
  • I “diet”
  • I’m vegan/vegetarian.
  • I exercise 
  • I’ve fainted from exhaustion 

Family

  • I’ve sworn at my parents
  • I’ve planned to run away from home before
  • I’ve run away from home
  • I have a sibling less than one year old
  • I want kids in the future
  • I’ve had kids
  • I’ve lost a child

Relationships

  • I’m engaged
  • I’m married
  • I’m single 
  • I’ve gone on a blind date
  • I have/had a friend with benefits
  • I miss someone right now
  • I have a fear of abandonment
  • I’ve gotten divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back 
  • Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
  • I’m a cuddler
  • I’ve been kissed in the rain
  • I’ve hugged a stranger
  • I’ve kissed a stranger

Bad times

  • I regularly drink
  • I can’t swallow pills 
  • I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty
  • I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point
  • I have/had anxiety problems.
  • I shut others out when I’m upset.
  • I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal.
  • I have taken/take anti-depressants.
  • I’ve slept an entire day before
  • I’ve plotted revenge

(Source: trust-me-i-forgive-too-easily, via t1psyghostalgic)

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r-t-v:

Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.

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rooster-tumble:

Here’s an experiment
If you’ve ever seen or heard about this saying, then please like or reblog this post.

rooster-tumble:

Here’s an experiment

If you’ve ever seen or heard about this saying, then please like or reblog this post.

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callmeoutis:

the worst thing about brokeback mountain is how they turned it into a joke here was a high profile drama with a-list actors and lgbt protagonists and then everybody just wrote it off and labeled it as “that gay cowboy movie” when they aren’t even gay cowboys they’re bisexual shepherds this is why we can’t have nice things

(via aestheticdad)